everwhisp:

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

i could’ve had a nice treat,

but now thanks to this feat

im screaming aloud

and such a basket case


cisboys:

gender: image

(Source: reclist)


(Source: 4thkinddenver)


emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.


(Source: ayodreamcat)


omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

image

#ITS GONNA BE MAY


dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 


cuntrocket:

Eat, Sleep, Rave, Repeat - Fatboy Slim & Riva Starr Ft. Beardyman



pomp-adourable:

ruinedchildhood:

Bikini Bottom just got real..

look at these badasses.